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{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}

{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}

{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}

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{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}

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