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{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}

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